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Billy Tart wants just one thing from the grocery store: the legendary Can of Farts. They’re the latest craze-funky, fizzy cans that give you unbelievable powers. Want to get smarter? Try the Smart Fart. Need speed? The Mega Fart has you covered. Dream of sailing the seas without a boat? Pop open the Breaking Wind. But Billy’s mom isn’t buying it-literally. She’s convinced those cans will make your hair fall out. Determined to prove her wrong, Billy launches a full-blown investigation, complete with charts, facts, and fart science. Everything checks out… except for one mysterious can: The SBD. No one knows what it does. It’s silent. It’s deadly. It’s… totally untested.
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